A good cat

byAbhinay Singh - 0 تعليقات
<img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrEKEt0pSnqqpM7hTt_ADI-_TYqLkWy1zHfVb7T0JWFn1hgJlyaPCYg-A2RbulZ3ftCj6tFnpHNP9Cfp10ulXwD8Rvp-6ojXURvB506cAC5bXRfv-zMAbXocewyOfL1d19gEFLlHDOLeH8cB3wHrRHlg6XU8vHCilKVsCgEkfpeQGJj2-50ZhFKt2Wvcg/s1600/joke_69.png" /><br><div style="font-size: large;">“You have been a good cat all of these years anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”. The cats says: “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors”. God says: “Say no more” Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, six mice die and go to heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat. The mice said: “All our lives we’ve had to run Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us if we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore”. God says: “Say no more” and instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks: “How are you doing? Are you happy here?” The cat yawns and stretches and says: “Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life and those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!”</div>

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