The newlyweds returned from their honeymoon

<img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxX7aEcm1YYAMqZH8JkoLA21NLXmaqbJM7xfkQX15o289sFOswVgxGlR0FoVBu1QgLQDf8WMvxM713Dw17gsZ0Sh1Na4PVMRSr3x9mx1xpFYH3nrrI9eqovVJs4ASxJ-bcq4HrUv5x0EJDgiqyFxzV8Wcrlj6jZWVJDzO1KRpBgIdFJCCx8xAeO-L11-Q/s1600/joke_23.png" /><br><div style="font-size: large;">As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked. “Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language. Stuff I’d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words. You’ve got to come get me and take me home Please, Mother!” the new bride sobbed over the telephone. “But, honey,” the mother countered, “What four-letter words?” “I can’t tell you, mother, they’re too awful! Come get me, please!” “Darling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset…. Tell mother what four-letter words he used.” Still sobbing, the bride said, “Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.”</div>

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